So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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