Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
My balls are so social today.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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