Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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