i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I intend to get homeless drunk
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
