This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This is classic penis vs brain.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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