Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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