she was so not down for the gang bang
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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