You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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