About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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