think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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