no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
NoShamevember. You game?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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