We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
soo... how was my night?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Randomize
