dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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