I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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