HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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