in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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