Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
