Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm just crazy horny about you
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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