is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I believe in your delicious
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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