my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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