do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
