My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm like, not good at living.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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