I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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