You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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