Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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