when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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