I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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