What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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