oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Randomize
