I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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