My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
