i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
No subtext here. People are naked.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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