Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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