Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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