Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She even gives head with a lisp.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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