it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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