ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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