what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
