theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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