Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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