just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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