new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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