I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
