She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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