You're completely useless in the revolution.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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