Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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