Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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