This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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