I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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