yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
