just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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